Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

I was twittering away this morning on (of course) the blue bird site, faffing away trying to get used to the fact that I'm back at work today when the phone rings.  It was an unknown number, now normally I choose to ignore those - not quite sure why, but I do.  Today I decided to try something new and I picked it up.
'PhatGrrl?' The voice said.
'Yes' Said I a little hesitant but also quite intrigued to who was calling me so early on a dull, icy Monday morning.
'It's me!' Said the voice.
'Me?' Said I 'Who's me?' I said confused sipping the last dregs of coffee at the bottom of my glass.
'Brad'
'Brad?'
'Yes, it's me, Brad' The voice had become a tad irritated.  I was obviously supposed to recognise the voice.
'I'm not sure I know a Brad - Brad!' I said to the voice.  'How can I help you Brad and how did you get my number?' I drained the glass and sighed, the sky was still very gloomy and to be honest I wasn't really into a game of guess who so early on a day when I would rather had been at home finishing my bits for Valentines day.
'Pitt' Said the voice
'Excuse me? There really is no reason to take that tone' Said I getting a little snappy
'Brad Pitt Phatgrrl, it's me Brad!' The voice sighed back
'Ohhhhhh - BRADDDDDDDDDD' I sat up in my chair and poised myself as though meeting a the Queen, I had finally clicked.  How was I to know it was Brad Pitt?
'How you doing Brad? What's with calling so early mate?' I snuggled back into my chair looking at the empty glass which once held a piping black coffee - wondering if Brad had people who ran to get him coffee when he needed it.
'Angelina needs a pair of earrings, she was surfing all morning and had a bit of a tantrum because she couldn't find anything - I of course thought of you' He seemed quite matter of fact.
'Well Brad, how sweet is that of you?  It just so happens that I do have something which would suit Angelina's colouring, take a lookie here...'  I pointed him towards a link to my Folksy store to a favourite pair of PhatGrrl Scarlet O'Hara's from the Hollywood Collection, how apt!

 

'Perfect' Said Brad.  They're just right for her and so well priced.  I knew you wouldn't let me down'

'Ahh Brad, we go way back ducky, I'd do everything just to make your life easier with Ms Tantrum.  Hows the tribe?'

'Yeah, good, good.  We're thinking of adopting another.'

'Nice, nice..... [pause] I'll get the earrings sent over'

'Oh, that's ok I'll send a jet for them - might even stay for dinner if it's OK with you?'

'Sure thing Brad - see you later then, Beans on toast good for you?'

'Sure thing Phatty Patty,  Big Love to you PhatGrrl'

'My pleasure Brad' *punches chest* 'Big Love back dude'

Time for another coffee me thinks. What a start to a grrls day huh? *wink*